The SpiderMan

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.

Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.

The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand

by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018

Brazilian Spiderman

An unknown sex act typically referenced to imply the utter depravity of the participants involved, may be somehow related to the Spider Money Shot

"Oh man, last night things got so crazy, we even tried the Brazilian Spiderman, needless to say, I she'll be walking funny for a while."

by NooneimportantseriouslyImeanit June 20, 2020

Spiderman Shake

Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.

J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.

R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.

by BigDaaave April 24, 2017

spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.

"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."

by brecky August 21, 2007

spiderman high five

Where you ejaculate in your hand and slap hands w your best friend. Leaving a stick web between your palms

First I came. Then we slung the webs as I gave him a spiderman high five

by Spider-Man high fiver April 30, 2023

Spiderman webshooter

A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.

Person 1: Hey whatchu doing?
Person 2: Making a Spiderman webshooter.
Person 1: *Lags for 3 years

by thanos694204996 November 22, 2021

Spiderman

When a man ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an naked woman. The man then proceeds to lick his semen off the woman's body.

"I'm going to do the Spiderman to you" Eugene said.

by VKoi August 7, 2015