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Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
mugGet the Turd Sprinklemug.

Sprinkle Genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols thrift stores or yard sales looking for abandoned Manganese glass they can drink from due to their own lack of uranium glass or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating clear glass with fecal matter or urine due to the similar glow of Mg glass.
He's wizzing in a cup, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up.
by M💩ng💩nese sux! June 23, 2024
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slut sprinkles

std's (consisting of herpes and gonorrhea) that sluts sprinkle around the town while they fuck everything that walks.
"man, i think i got those slut sprinkles from that girl last night."
by megustaass August 20, 2011
mugGet the slut sprinklesmug.

Sprinkle Child

People under the age of 30 that have five or more nationalities. When plural it’s spoken as sprinkle childs.
“Don’t worry we’re Sprinkle Childs, we have the pass
-a fellow Sprinkle Child
by Rikukun January 20, 2020
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Chocolate sprinkles

Way to indiscreetly refer to a group of people with dark skin
This restaurant has a lot of chocolate sprinkles
by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023
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Sprinkle

To add a small amount of something by doing a specific hand movement
You have to SPRINKLE the Sprinkle. 🥲
by Orbiting Orion August 8, 2025
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Titty Sprinkles

A term that artistically describes nipple piercings. The metal jewelry attached to the nipples is similar to that of sprinkles on ice cream, where it tops off the already magnificent dish making it extra appealing.
"I'm going to get my nipples pierced Saturday" said a female. "You're going to get your titties sprinkled?" responded her friend.
"I can't wait to get my Titty Sprinkles done!" -Random male
by The Craft June 13, 2019
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