Free speech pervert

Free speech perverts are cool people who advocate for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: I’m hurt that you called my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

by God A4 July 10, 2022

Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Kinnikin Speech

A short; brief statement or argument that states the punishments required for breaking the heart of a best friend.

Girl: "I'm going out with insert Randy's friend"
Randy: Kinnikin Speech:"Break my best friend's heart, I'll break your f*cking jaw."

by Harry Dick IV May 7, 2011

UD Induction Speech

A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.

I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie

by lando888 September 17, 2015

Elevator Speech

As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.

"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."

by Filthanthropist February 17, 2022

To Speech At

The action of having a long talk with a person (whom you are usually giving a lecture to for doing something bad). The person who is being speeched at will usually not get many words in.

I think I'm going to speech at that kid for stealing that ice cream.

by Mio-naa September 4, 2009

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.

Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025