The sexual act of filling your significant others asshole with Swedish Meatballs and Marinara while their ass is in the air and then eating the meatballs from their anal cavity.
by DannnyBoiii January 22, 2018

by muhfukinrusse December 9, 2016

When your sister or cousin drinks so much Burbon her dentures fall out and you make her give you a blow job.
by RC cool July 19, 2016

When you are sitting in a closet watching your friend fuck his girlfriend while you are masturbating. Right before you cum, you jump out of the closet and cum on his girlfriends face and proceed to leave the room in a fast and orderly manner.
I was at a party and gave my best friends girlfriend The Novy Special.
!!.......Sorry Skeezer.....!!
!!.......Sorry Skeezer.....!!
by bo May 13, 2005

the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential
candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded
carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'
candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*
carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'
candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*
by delores haze September 5, 2006

pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
by V.C.B. March 3, 2008

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse on a hotel balcony overlooking Acapulco Bay during spring break, preferably from at least 5 floors up. Most accurately used if the act actually occured at the Romano Palace in Acapulco, Mexico.
by JNick May 6, 2006
