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soap slapper

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.
I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!
by Heisenberg308 August 3, 2024
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Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.
“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024
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soap mactavish

damn soap mactavish is hot and sexy
by soapmactavishsdickrider November 16, 2023
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Soap’s Law

NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.

Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
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soap skin

The small, useless piece of used bar soap that never dissolves and stays at the bottom of your shower forever.
I slipped on the soap skin and almost broke my neck.
by Lalapoo4000 March 16, 2024
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Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.
Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke
by Dickfarted May 10, 2024
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Soap Response

A "Soap Response" is a conversational response that shows ignorance, or controversy-fueled responses. Responses can also be nonchalant.
Guy 1: "You're stupid, on god."
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response

Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response

Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response

Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response
by league99 May 31, 2024
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