skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.

Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!

by shananogins93 May 14, 2009

skittle shit

When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.

Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.

by Bobby the Bug Man February 18, 2021

Skittle Bob

A person that is even gayer than the average gay

Bro Sam over there is a “Skittle Bob”, he was dating 3 guys at once bro.

by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020

dick skittle

when you pass a kidney stone out your pee hole.

"dude, i though i was giving birth but it was just another dick skittle."

by joshhiop August 01, 2008

White Skittle

You cum in a girls belly button and let it harden so she can eat it.

Dude, i gave this prostitute a white skittle last night. She says it's her favorite flavor.

by DaOneYouHate11 December 17, 2009

Skittle Shower

It was when you eat too much Chinese food and can barely make it to the bathroom and your ass explodes with sweet and sour colored diarrhea!!! It's a mess!!!

As soon as I finished my third plate of Chinese food at the buffet, I did a Carl Lewis to the bathroom and released a skittle shower all over the toilet!!!

by Johnny Pizza March 22, 2011

Skittle Herpes

When a girl has herpes and makes a guy eat skittles out of her vag. He then eats a herpes cluster along with the skittle not realizing it. The girl's herpes is so bad it's in skittle sized clumps.

"Dude, don't even think about it. She has skittle herpes."

by Mustache McGee January 04, 2012