Skip to main content

shiftone

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".
OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!
by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005
mugGet the shiftone mug.

Calumet Shitty

Let's go ova to Nigger Oaks in Calumet Shitty.
by John of Hammond October 4, 2006
mugGet the Calumet Shitty mug.

shitty asshole

someone who gives you a really hard time and is acting like a complete jerk, twerp, and scumbag
"That guy, Jeremy has been getting on my nerves. He's such a shitty asshole!"
by Loisbois82 January 26, 2008
mugGet the shitty asshole mug.

graveyard shift

to work overnight, to work at midnight ending at sunrise.
i worked graveyard shift at fedex for 2 years
by skaterjack October 5, 2006
mugGet the graveyard shift mug.

The Shift

The "Shift" is when a guy (sometimes a gal) goes from DFS to DFL. Sometimes it happens because he has been dating seriously and sees the long-term potential or possibly has experienced lovematism. Sometimes it happens because he is bored with superficial one-night-stands or FWB and wants to settle down with one woman.

The "Shift" is when a guy leaves the dateship boards the relationship.
Guy One to Guy Two: "Are you going through THE SHIFT? Stop that crazy talk about her being 'the one.'"

Susan to Jane: "Wow, he's so mature for his age to have gone through THE SHIFT."
by Love Linguist April 29, 2010
mugGet the The Shift mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email