Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

girls who are rude to your bf

girls who make indirect comments about your bf to his face when you aren’t there. and are just all rounder never nice to him even tho he’s YOUR BOYFRIEND. and also, makes weird comments about him

girls who are rude to your bf are snakes and so disrespectful

by swaaaaaaaaaaggg October 19, 2023

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

Rude

adj.

1. socially incorrect in behavior

Why are you coming in here, like why have you come in here 3 different times? - Silas

Silas stop being rude. - shelbie

by Sproutbb_ December 22, 2023

Rude Monster

Someone who is being rude and a monster.

"Chloe's being such a rude monster rn..."

by PoobyThornley April 16, 2023

rude

Rudness is when the teacher is screaming in the classroom tryna explain the topic, and the students are busying talking about going to Galleria mall on a Friday evening.

Teacher: And students, this is how we measure the circumference of a circle
Students (to each other): Yo fam, let's go to KFC tonight in gal and les become fat as hell
Teacher: YOU GUYS ARE SO RUDE

by A.K. Shenoy November 24, 2023