Ruben

an oranged haired monkey with very small dick

In this house lives a Ruben.

by wokter November 30, 2023

Ruben

" Rubén " is basically like a normal " Ruben " with only 1 difference the " é ". The " é " do the extra in between of the normal Ruben the Bad ass RUBÉN .

Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!

-Mostly latin person.

Ruben: "yo bro come chilln?"
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "

by MR.UNKNOW January 2, 2017

Ruben Ses

Sus Lover.
Likes kissin' men.
Plays Fortnite all day.
Piaggio Ciao two stroke turbo aspirated.
Has a home made gym, that is unused.
Fastest gunslinger in the far west.
Ejaculates in 10 sec watchin' twerking videos.

A: You're a Ruben Ses! Shame on u!
B: Fr.

by NoBallsNoDick June 8, 2022

Ruben Dos

A term used to raise levels of clout in a set 8 classroom but exclaiming it at high volume.

Teacher: Today we are going to learn alrge ...

Student: RUBEN DOS!

by Big_Up September 16, 2019

Ruben

Is een man die anders is dan anderen, kan heel snel van emoties veranderen in possitieve vorm, zodra hij iemand aantrekkelijk ziet, wacht hij niet rustig af maar pakt haar meteen (van achteren). Dus jij, ja jij Ruben.. gaat ooit iemand vinden die begint met de letter M en eindigd met de u... waarom, nou de letter ‘m’ zit 5 letters achter de letter ‘r’, en de ‘u’ zit 3 letters voor de ‘r’, of.. je liefde begint met de letter R, zodat jullie samen later een feest kunnen geven met een grote boog met de letter ‘r’, dat kost weer een extra letter zodat je nog beter wijn kan kopen

Hey, die Ruben johh, poeh wat een kerel!
Hallo, mijn naam is m&*%@##o, wat is de jouwne?
Een goedenmorgen, ik ben nieuw hier, aangenaam Ruben, mijn naam is R!:#$%#....

by RP05 March 27, 2019

ruben

A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.

Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

Ruben

Ruben's are all jews. It's a fact.

You can't trust that guy, he's a total Ruben(Jew).

by Qnotajew July 7, 2021