retarded

Someone who is a dumb fuck and eats tar.

Jack ate tar he is so retarded. (real life example)

by Getrekt1738 July 9, 2016

Retarded

The word retarded in slang means to get stupid; just act how you want to; dance like you don't know what you're doing. One normally becomes "retarded" after popping an ecstasy pill or doing some sort of drug.
Remember though....ThIzZ iZ wHaT iT iZ

Get stupid, go dumb, act retarded.

by Hyphy101 December 31, 2007

retarded

an adjective used to describe something or someone that is pleasing to the eye, or looks good.

"Yo! Check out that honey... she's retarded/"

"Man your car looks retarded, them 21 inch rims are really retarded."

by katch22 May 1, 2004

Retarded

Having really good qualities about yourself; havin a banging body; somethin that is just that thang!

"He so retarded wit it!"
"Them shoes is retarded!"

by Tone Tone October 11, 2006

retarded

In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.

Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!

Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.

RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?

Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!

ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!

by Jimmy March 3, 2005

retard

What I am. A cowardly retard. I'm not only slow but i'm mentally impaired. My Sub-par intelligence level makes me do things that are what 'normal' people would call psychotic. Maybe it's just a lack of judgement or my extremely limited IQ. Could be all this hostility I harbor from not getting any pussy since..shit..I don't even remember when, maybe my dreams. My usual routine consists of sitting on the couch and vegetating. All of this and more is destroying my life and that is why I call myself a retard. Not only that but i'm a little dweeb that dosen't have the guts to back up my words or say anything to anyones face. I hope you can understand my sentiments.

Be kind to me, I'm a retard.

by sal vitalee October 5, 2007

retarded

an idiot, doesnt always mean mentally retarded.

*john drops some french fries*
john you retard!

by 124 November 18, 2003