purrvert

A cat that enjoys watching people have sex.

My cat's a total purrvert. Every time I give my girl a hot carl she's right there watching.

by getac2 September 18, 2012

Purchayse

Another word for purchasing except it has positive connotations and conjures an image of a positive vibe. Used in elated conversations and rarely used in a negative context.

I think I purchaysed 100% on the test.
I am going to purchayse a phat Iced Coffee Dare (Mocha 750ml).
Will will purchayse a bueno bean from Ella.

by JLoh_Loh October 31, 2017

purie

A cigarette rolled with just marijuana.

I've got a fat Purie we can smoke up

by JJUJU January 28, 2018

Purple guy

It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

purple guy is the guy who murdered 5 children for no reason

by purple guy/william asfton January 24, 2022

Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".

Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.

by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008

Sock Purgatory

The random container that just happens to be near the dryer that all of the unmatched socks get deposited in.

You: There is an unmatched pair of socks in my drawer!

Me: Did you check Sock Purgatory?

You: Oh great. Another game of sock bingo coming up. <Insert the Price is Right loser horn sound here>

by TheLaundryMan January 4, 2010

Juice Purse

An alternate term for female Genitalia

1) Yo! I wouldn't mind dropping some coin in her Juice Purse

2) Zip up that Juice Purse Bitch.. That shit stanks!

by Scarecrow Boat June 22, 2016