noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
Get the Kitten Punchmug. Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.
by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012
Get the Weasel punchmug. "she never used to be like that." said Martha
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
by hermione53 May 25, 2018
Get the rolling with the punchesmug. A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
by Señor Plata September 6, 2011
Get the Punch the munchkinmug. Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
Get the The hole punchmug. A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.
Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015
Get the larynx punchmug. to furiously masturbate
by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019
Get the punch the skunkmug.