Plost

When the plot has been lost. Plot lost.

'oi boys, let's go to the pub so I can gamble my last $50'

'No, Dirk. You plost bastard'

by Imadictionary June 1, 2017

Post Body

A phrase used on 4chan’s fitness board, asking someone to back up their statement with a photo of their physique.

Anon 1: personally I think deadlifts are the best exercise
Anon 2: deadlifts are complete trash, you’re gonna hurt yourself
Anon 1: post body

by Trengod September 28, 2019

Post Edge

A term used either by 1) people that still live by the straight edge principles, but don't identify with the label or the scene anymore or 2) by people that used to be straight edge, but now drink, but still relate to the music, the message and the aesthetics.

She used to be all about straight edge, but now she has started reading Derrida and is totally post edge.

by staringintothesun October 24, 2022

pixie post

a strange german concoction most oftenly seen in large t-shirts, old fashioned cardigans and pixie boots. prefered method of transport is a pink bicycle. maybe her n mikey d shud form a club. i will slash her tyres!!!

pixie post, pixie post, her sense of fashion is so lost, but nonetheless we luv her so, that crazy old german hoe!

by elves are so five minutes ago October 14, 2005

Mile Post Club

Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).

1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.

by Lumberjack93 May 26, 2011

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

Emily Post

The woman who literally wrote the book on etiquette. Also used as an antonym for anyone who has bad manners or doesn't care about manners.

You don't seem like the Emily Post type, so I'll go ahead and tell you the dirty joke.

by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006