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Proof committee

Person: have you heard of the proof committee?
Person: yeah dude, it’s totally fake
by Therealcommittee January 13, 2019
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Proofing

/pro͞ofiNG/
verb.
The process of blood entering and enflaming the genitals.
I touched his dangle through his gym shorts, it was a chubby. Not quite stone yet, so I kissed his neck to aid in the proofing of his member.
by anonymous August 21, 2021
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100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.
Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.
by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020
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Zero Knowledge Proof

Doing something that proves that you have zero knowledge.
"That guy just told me he believes $BTC is going to the moon".

"Bruh! $BTC is going to zero. He just showed you he's an idiot. That's what you call a zero knowledge proof."
by fooledbyrandomness69 December 4, 2023
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Bullet Proof

Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets
Bullet Proof before the coup
by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021
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posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.
Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.
by Jackkal May 29, 2010
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proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home
by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016
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