Saving Private Ryan

A term used to specify the great lengths men will go to, to obtain a booty call or sexual interaction. Often a build up of testosterone will induce shaking, abusive outburts and aggresion, causing the male to feel the need to satisfy his urges. In utter desperation the male will say/do anything in his power to ensure his 'soldier' gets some front line action, rather than withering away at home.
Phone Convo
Guy:Hey baby can i come over?
Girl: Oh i just dont think its a good time...
Guy: But, but, i'll make it worth your while...I'll do anything!
Girl: I dunno, do you just want sex?
Guy: No baby no way! i wouldnt do that..I..<gulp>..I love you!
Guy's roommate (in background): Bro pull yourself together! you gona regret saving private ryan tomorrow!
by Olive Leaf April 22, 2008
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A Snapchat custom(or private story) is a story where only select people will see it. You share your whole life with your viewers like when you shower and go to sleep. It’s like being a YouTube vlogger except only your close friends will see it and it lasts for 24 hours. If your custom isn’t entertaining, you might as well not have one. Many people post funny or embarrassing moments on their custom that they wouldn’t normally post on their main story.

Things that people may post on their custom include:
-“Pre” and “post” *activity*
-Gn/Gm

-hauls
-routines
-storytimes
-etc.
Customs are usually done by girls, and have girl viewers, so if you are a boy, you might be lucky enough to be on a girl’s custom. People usually name their customs things like “_____’s Life”, “Keeping up with ______”, etc.
Eliana: “Omg!! Carly’s custom was so funny!!”
Samantha: “Ya! That was so funny, how did she do that? I’M DEAD
Eliana: “Did you see what Carly posted on her snapchat custom(private story) yesterday?”
Samantha: “Omg! Ya! That was so funny, how did she do that? I’M DEAD
by Mysterypersonlol December 16, 2018
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al amana private school

guy 1: hey do you know about al amana private school?
guy 2: yeah man, it used to be hell over there.
by zeddyboii February 16, 2021
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Captain and his two privates

"What happened to him?"
"He had his captain and two privates decommisioned yesterday."
by Sandy VaJina August 14, 2005
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Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.
Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia
by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020
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among us private lobbies

more organized than public lobbies, can be paired with discord for goodness overload
i like among us private lobbies
i will use discord and have good times
by SloveniaSus February 08, 2021
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private Instagram meme page

A private account on Instagram that posts either memes form 2010 or sponsers, and nothing else. They often have thousands of followers because they pay other Instagram meme pages to shout them out, or they own other Instagram meme pages and they shout them selves out.
by TheNotSoSmart1 November 15, 2019
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