Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.

"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019

Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.

Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!

by lyonfire December 1, 2019

premarital marriage

Marriage before Marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage

by Logan_____ May 5, 2020

Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

pramada

Pramada is a smart ass and knowledgeable person coupled with a devilish grin. No wonder why she is so thick skinned and inconsiderate towards the people around her. Pramadas can talk sweetly with you but you should be cautious because you can't make out what's going on in their minds. In a nutshell, beware of a Pramada.

Why are you behaving pramadaish? Show some sensitivity girl!!

Stop being such a Pramada!

by Quirkygirl2318 April 16, 2021

premodel

A political term for the condition of a house that needs a lot of work/repair.

Paige: That house is in a beautiful location but needs a lot of work inside.

Jillian: Ya, I think the owners are in the premodel stage, though they have been there for 8 years…

by the comand'r August 20, 2022

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006