Premature Abortion is unique in the sense that only a man can have one. Premature Abortion happens when a sperm, or many sperm, fail to unionize with a human egg inside a female. This often happens when a female is not present. In most cases, a premature abortion ends up in some sort of Kleenex and gets throw into a garbage receptacle. Commonly, a premature abortion will get washed down the shower drain or disposed of orally by a willing participant. Premature abortions can happen just about anywhere and get aborted on just about any surface imaginable. They can even happen involuntarily while you sleep. There has been research on these nocturnal abortions, but they are still in the preliminary stages.
Douche bag #1 - "I know this chick that will let you have a premature abortion right on her face!"
Douche bag #2 - "Shit! The only action I get is when I have a nocturnal abortion and have to change my underwear upon waking up."
Douche bag #2 - "Shit! The only action I get is when I have a nocturnal abortion and have to change my underwear upon waking up."
by SmokeTwibz January 23, 2018
Get the Premature Abortion mug.Prematch Poo, a poo which takes place just before an event, preferably sporting event.
The prematch poo has many advantages including
1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.
This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.
The prematch poo has many advantages including
1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.
This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.
Friend #1: "You ran dead quick then mate"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"
by Shaun Dyche May 23, 2019
Get the Prematch Poo mug.When someone interrupts you while you are talking but what they have to say has nothing to do with what you were talking about. Someone who talks out of turn.
ME: My boss fired me the other day because I kept interrupting him when he was trying to tell me what to do.
YOU: Sounds like you suffer from Premature Articulation.
YOU: Sounds like you suffer from Premature Articulation.
by GD Daddy for Trixy September 23, 2019
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by GemSparkle1000 November 13, 2021
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When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"
by JamesFoo March 26, 2022
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Get the perma-log mug.Last summer, I permaborrowed my buddy's sweater.
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