by Mr.MoJorisin' January 16, 2019
by The-wise-one December 22, 2017
Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)
Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am
David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
by Helgart Mammy September 01, 2010
1)A fart before you take a dump
by Whiteshadow8 June 10, 2013
The area between the Mexican border, and the nearest checkpoint in the United States.
Its called that because this area is inhabited by Mexicans. (close to 85%) Since there are a lot of Mexicans, there are a lot of Mexican heritage in the area making some areas look and feel like Mexico, and also at times speak border language.(i.e Tex-Mex)
Its called that because this area is inhabited by Mexicans. (close to 85%) Since there are a lot of Mexicans, there are a lot of Mexican heritage in the area making some areas look and feel like Mexico, and also at times speak border language.(i.e Tex-Mex)
"Hey man where are we? There's a lot more Mexicans then white people."
"We past the checkpoint in Falfuras. We're now in Pre-Mexico"
"We past the checkpoint in Falfuras. We're now in Pre-Mexico"
by w12w34 December 04, 2013
"You think I like working in this stifling skunk mascot costume, covered in sweat and smelling my own pre-def!?"
(from skit showThe Dessert)
(from skit showThe Dessert)
by WinkLinkletter July 13, 2023
Pre-munch is essentially food that has already been munched but accidently leftover from a previous person, is then munched again by another person.
Food that has been chewed, but leftover. IE. the act of previously being munched on food. Food that has literally just about to be eaten and has freshly been chewed on.
Food that has been chewed, but leftover. IE. the act of previously being munched on food. Food that has literally just about to be eaten and has freshly been chewed on.
Greg was eating a carrot while drunk, left some dangling of a pre-munched carrot. Jenna then proceeded to grab that carrot for a bite only to find the pre-munch crumbling to bits before taking a bite. "Dude, I just totally ate your pre-munched carrot..."
by CR Representitive February 16, 2012