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Emotionally pregnant

A state of emotional distress that makes the sufferer like a pregnant woman watching an overly emotional movie.
"Hey, what's wrong with Erika?"
"She feels absolutely terrible about how she has to reject Danny's marriage proposal even though she really likes him because she's just not ready for committment and she's really worried about what this will do to him. She's emotionally pregnant at the moment.
by Meimei_shuo_Zhongwen October 5, 2008
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Pregnant Man Emoji

pregnant man emoji is something apple dreamed up in the labs of Wuhan China.
I want to become zaddy's little pregnant man emoji.
by Pregnant Man Emoji April 18, 2022
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Booty Pregnant

When two people have such fantastic booty sex that the receiving partner is knocked up with a hot butt baby.
Curly: Hey Rico, why didn't you answer the phone last night.

Rico: Hay, Curly- I was having some HAWT sex with my married papi chulo.

Curly: No! Oooo baby, how was it?

Rico: Mmm, gurl. Hay, it was so friggin' good I blacked out before I could ask him to pull out. Now I think I'm booty pregnant!

Curly: Ha! Now that's BUTT LOVE!
by Da Boo T Warrior September 23, 2011
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pregnant valley

a small highschool in iowa named prarie valey.located in gowrie iowa. a school that has manny slutty chix. if u still have ur v card by age 14 u dont got to school there, shit if you havent had a kid by age 14 u don't go there!!!

abreveation: PV

pseudonym: slut school
Q:hey did you screw that girl u went out with last week?
A:no shit, she's from pregnant valley
by ft. dirty May 16, 2010
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pregnant

What happens if you don't use a condom/rain coat or it breaks.
Ya wanna know what I say to people who get pregnant and don't want to?
"Ya should have had anal sex...or atleast have used a condom!"
by Scratch DJ June 15, 2004
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Mythic pregnancy from hell

The pregnance that a teen will get according to there parents where you can't get an education, job ect. because of it.
But in fact many women will a kid go to collage, work amd have an average life.
This it just another myth told to teens to try to control there sexuality.
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
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Butt pregnancy

The act of being constipated to such extremities that a baby comes out of one's rectum after the first 5 painful waves of feces exiting the anus
Marcus: Dude, eating all those cream pies really makes me want to unload right now

Henry: Yeah, we should go unload together

(Both Marcus and Henry walk into a bathroom and each go in a stall)

Marcus: This is going well so far

Henry: Yeah, my dump is go...

Marcus: AHHHHHH!!!

Henry: Dude, are you okay? Why did you just interrupt me? Are you constipated?

Marcus: It's worse than constipation! Oh goodness, I think I have a butt pregnancy!
by G-Force da go go July 25, 2009
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