Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 25, 2023
A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.
by Definosaur April 03, 2018
Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
by the upteenth time May 31, 2025
The ability to show no emotions while speaking on a topic that normally evokes strong positive or negative emotions.
Matt used his poker mouth in today's meeting with the stakeholders. He normally cannot discuss this project without spewing swear words.
by Pink Gnomie November 06, 2018
The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke
Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.
by Gray Ass Crack December 05, 2018
Mokaine
by Verdanskman69 July 09, 2020
A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.
Joe Biden is a toad poker.
by Bob 72 May 21, 2021