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Pennsylvania Poker

A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya

Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Pennsylvania Pokermug.

Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016
mugGet the Closet Pokermug.

Poker

A game that we play with cards and chips, aka Noahs mom and slicks sister
Noahs mom is named poker
by Scott poo March 20, 2022
mugGet the Pokermug.

Pokerism

Pokerism is the religion of the dicord bots on poker night
"I just started following Pokerism"
by Mortis NS June 1, 2023
mugGet the Pokerismmug.

toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.
by Bob 72 May 21, 2021
mugGet the toad pokermug.

Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.
by Master Comander January 29, 2014
mugGet the Poochy Pokermug.

Booty poker

When someone acts gays around guy friends
Aiden was being a booty poker at school today
by I’yauna July 15, 2020
mugGet the Booty pokermug.

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