pocket pilot

A pilot with a fit, trim build that you just want to put in your pocket and take home with you.

Oh good, I'm flying with my favorite pocket pilot today, he's so cute!

by brrrrrj October 23, 2013

Hippie Pinata

A: When a police officer tackles a hippie when he's resisting a "unlawful" arrest and all of his drugs and paraphernalia fly from his persons.
B: When a drunk bastard gets insulted by a hippie and slaps him, catapulting money/drugs from his person

Alex the hippie insulted the drunk bastard who proceeded to slap him, resulting in an array of money and drugs which dispersed onto the floor around his hippie feet, and was followed by "dam hippie pinata" --drunkbastard.

by trippppyhippppy April 10, 2015

Boner Pilot

When a guy is horny with a girl and loses all sense of conscious thought. Basically he starts thinking with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, Johnny was on boner pilot our entire date last night. 😒

by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

john pinette

A comedian that tells jokes mostly about his weight and his life on the road.

I laugh so hard when John Pinette says "Get outta line."

by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 20, 2018

Broken Piñata

When an overweight girl with no self respect allows any man to beat her guts

Sarah is such a broken piñata she let the football squad dick her down

by Gubu September 19, 2018

Sara Picott

Poo poo head can

Sara Picott is big poo poo face head

by xxxcuredmydepression March 9, 2019

pinche pinochio

Lying Pussy

My ex is a pinche pinochio, shes been cheating with all my homies. Her shit is big and loose! Meat curtains are flappin!

by The Rizzo November 26, 2019