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Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.
Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!
by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017
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Photoshop blindness

The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.
"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."
by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017
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Pootis

Definition 1:Pootis or Potus is the meaning of life

Definition 2:The people who live in sandvichland

Definition 3:A word often used by the rare and endangered Hoovy species to get others attention
I AM THE POOTIS MAN,COMING FROM SANDVICH LAND!
by The Dank Smasher June 6, 2017
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Photoshop

People who are only cool on social media. They front like they are really awesome have it going on, but when you meet them in person they are wack, usually on their phone the whole time.
They have nothing going for them, except their social media presence.
Man I thought Rob was a cool guy turns out he was photoshop.
by Sleev3s August 7, 2017
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Photoshit

when you're drunk and your friends decide to have a photoshoot, but the pictures end up shit
"Oh my god look at theese pictures, they looked so good last night - but now i realize they look terrible.. What a photoshit"
by Fucked Mai January 12, 2018
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Protistitute

A being, regardless of gender, who remains stationary in one designated position, mostly corner of the room, for a long period of time. Can be hired for anyone between $10-$50.
Yo look at that guy just standing there like a protistitute xD
by Big Hob Joe May 5, 2018
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Photoshave

To use photo editing to take care of you're daily grooming, rather than print your phone down long enough to actually handle it.
You can take my picture but you better Photoshave my legs!!!
by Katanagyrl November 28, 2018
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