phil connor 

the most bombdiggidy bio teacher ever. often in bad moods. likes to not clean fish tanks. answers my awkward questions that amuse the rest of the class. killed fuzzy the hamster, maybe.

me - "mr. connor if semen is made with sugar then why do my friends say it tastes salty?"

phil connor - *gives weird look*

phil connor by but seckssssssss October 18, 2008

phil elvrum 

to contort oneself wildly, esp. while on stage playing steel drum

also: to enjoy donuts

wow, did you see how that guy phil elvrum'd up there? i thought he was having a seizure

what a phil elvrum! i can't believe how fast he ate those donuts and then talked to us about how great they were for like, 15 minutes... that was creepy, actually

phil elvrum by ryukosuru April 13, 2004

Phil T. Grimes 

When someone is so insanely "filthy" or pro at something that their name then becomes "Phil T Grimes"

OR

it can be something that makes you gross like wiping your ass and having your hand slip and getting poop on your hand..
You would also be known as "Phil T Grimes"

Can also be used as an adjective.

- Awwww, dude wtf did you just shit yourself?

- Thats fucken Phil T. Grimes (Adj.)

Phil T. Grimes by Dr Philth November 9, 2010

phil lester 

an actual ray of sunshine

person 1: have you heard of phil lester?
person 2: yes! his smile outshines the sun

phil lester by chippyrat October 31, 2018

phil plait 

God

Person: Oh man Phil Plaits head is so shiny
Me: Yes he is God
>Earth crumbles before his very presence, the sky becomes black, the moon melts, the human race has faced it's judgement day as the oceans boil and ice catches fire. Phil plait takes a bite out of earth as he watches his children beg for forgiveness. He just laughs and stares<

phil plait by jAkE pAuL mErCh LiNk In BiO April 18, 2019

Phil swift 

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

Phil swift by Griminatar June 27, 2019

Phil A. Buster 

name of the guy who invented the filibuster

Phil A. Buster invented the filibuster in 1492

Phil A. Buster by -mojo January 29, 2021