Petit

An amazing and funny trustworthy friend who you won’t regret meeting. He is also an ideal guy for any girl

Have you seen that guy called Petit? He’s so cool

by someoneiswu January 28, 2023

Penitentiary Rich

Slang term for when a person has a large quantity of one or more items that have little-to-no real world value, such as cigarettes, rolls of stamps, etc. that would bring them beaucoup prison currency, even real world money via money transfer apps and services.

Also used when an inmate receives a large deposit of money onto their books, allowing them to order excessive amounts of certain items when they make store, allowing them a monopoly on those items - such as soups, hygiene products, stamps, etc.

Inmate 1: Hey did you hear about Dave? His old lady deposited half her tax check on his books!
Inmate 2: Yeah, I heard. He bought all the chicken soups, snack cakes, and smokes from commissary and is flipping that shit for double.

Inmate 1: Yeah he acts like he's some Pablo Esco-behind-bars or something
Inmate 2: Homie too good for us since he got penitentiary rich!

by Ekko93 June 2, 2023

Petit Nicholas

A small man with a large head and a man of pathetic intelligence. He is built like a baby gazelle on steroids and has the sporting prowess of a dead hedgehog

Look at Petit Nicholas, the fucker

by Bongoman69 August 13, 2023

Petit Packer

A term for the racing community (more focused on drag racing) for a small car like a SMART Car or an old Mini Cooper that has a big-ass engine in it with more power than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Mini Cooper? Oh holy shit is that an Whipple-Powered LS Big Block?! That's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023

Petit Packer

A term for the car/racing community (mainly focused on drag racing) and means that there's a small car like a SMART Car or like an old Mini Cooper, but in that small car that's a big-ass engine that's more powerful than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Austin-Healey? Oh holy shit is that a Whipple-Powered LS Big Block in that thing?! Gahdayum that's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023

petitile

A Uwu person who likes to date kids when he is 69

Jake: “Did you hear about the petitile case?”
Katie: “No did you!”
Jake: “Yes Baka is dating ginggong but Baka is 69!!”

Katie: “GINGGONG IS ONLY 6”

by Annoyemose November 30, 2023

Petitiomania

(n.) an impulse control disorder resulting in a recurrent urge to request further items after completing an order at a place of service (particularly ones that could have been requested during the order); typically without regard to the employees who are trying to efficiently serve other customers and/or complete tasks of their job role (based on "petitio", meaning "request" in Latin)

"I think that customer has a serious case of petitiomania. They asked for 3 separate things and had me walking back and forward for each one when they could have asked for it all at once."

by liquidmind41 December 4, 2023