Pig pen

A man that's obsessed with wild hogs. He has no life and probably butt fucks boars and his sucks his own dogs off.

Scott is a real pig pen. No wonder his dog love him.

by bigwhitehammer May 6, 2018

VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.

Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix

by joe wackamole January 7, 2021

pen touch

When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner

My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table

by #quat July 31, 2014

pen popped

the sensational feeling after using a dab pen when feelings of arousal appear

“bro i smoked w david and we were so pen popped”

by runnadamilk December 16, 2018

chem pen

in reference to cheap pens when you disassemble them and the ink spills all over your paper.

Matt was so bored in class, he took apart his chem pens and flipped the ink cartridges across the room, splattering the floor with ink.

by Kiinoaeyy December 30, 2007

pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

by yolodave February 12, 2009