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Columbian Retirement Package

Guy #1: Ey cabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
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Stimulus Package

A bill passed in 2009 with the underlying premise that we can borrow money, spend it, and it will make us all richer by "stimulating" the economy such that we can pay it all back and more.

The bill's official name is the "American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA)", which was a forced compromise between the Democrats who wanted to call it the "You Have to Print Money to Make Money Act" and the Republicans who wanted to call it the "Screw our Children with Massive Debt Act"
Reporter: "President Obama, with unemployment continuing to rise, how do you know that this Stimulus Package is even working?"
Obama: "Because without it, job loss would have been far worse and the economy even more depressed."
Reporter: "Wait, how could you possibly know that?"
Obama: "I have a team of people with impressive credentials that told me so after I told them I didn't like their first answer and to give me another answer or be fired"
Reporter: "But, if we can really 'stimulate' our economy by borrowing future earnings and spending it now, wouldn't it just make sense to do this constantly so that our economy is always 'stimulated' and we all become filthy rich?"
Obama: "I like this reporter - Rahm, add him to my cabinet"
Rahm Emanuel: "Uh, sir, I think he's being sarcastic..."
by FigurinOutLife June 29, 2009
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paka!

An exclamation very near to the word fuck. It is used when expiriencing pain, happiness, anger, exitment etc.
"PAKA!!!!" a student screamed in the middle of class. The teacher turned around wondering who distrupted his lesson...
by Israeli Cat May 4, 2005
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package deal

When a guy gets one of his girl friends mad at him and for some reason the girl's friends get just as mad if not more at him for no reason.
Nick: Dude Steph is so mad at me. You know what makes it worse? Kelli and Anna are more mad then Steph is.

Tom: Dude that totally sounds like the Package Deal.
by Bobb O April 14, 2009
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pakkin

One who has weapontry hidden under their clothing and people know about it.
Shit dawg he be pakkin major heat, we best head for the hills.
by Rick Swank September 5, 2005
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Pakara

When someone/thing references as a snapping turtle and stares at you from across the room
why is that "Pakara" looking at me?
by tezzallolfaggt June 9, 2017
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Pamka music

Simply a term used to describe music that is very unpleasant to listen to.
"Did you hear that song last night?"
"Ugh, yeah it was pamka music."
by AuraXalaiv May 31, 2021
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