stomach pubes

THE SNAIL TRAIL

Stomach pubes is not a phrase, it's called a snail trail you stupid bastards

by Dohvie December 9, 2017

Gnarley Pubes

A term used to describe someone's stinky, long, curly gross pubic hair.

Joe: Ohhh man dude I was gonna have sex with Linda last night but she had some gnarley pubes!

Broseph: Aww man that's the worst!

by Gnarles Pubison July 27, 2011

Fallopian Pubes

A religious accomplishment achieved when a man gives a woman such a deep and thorough dicking, that at least one or more of his pubes dislodges from his pelvis, and jets its way past the vulva, cervex, and uterus up into a woman’s Fallopian tubes.

“Johnathan ravaged me last night! I think he gave me fallopian pubes. Dinner for one at the hairy egg farm!”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

pube mustache

When a nigga whom'st is prepubescent gathers a less the favour sum set of facial hait

'Eww Daniel has a pube mustache'

'Ikr its disgusting'

by Friendly nigga whipper 227 January 24, 2018

Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm

Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor

by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

pube tickler

someone who enjoys tickling their girlfriend's pubes as foreplay. it seriously turns some bitches on.

jessica walked in when i was doing pube tickler with allison.

by Nommin on the Kitteh tonight June 19, 2011

Shrek’s Pubes

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃

Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?

by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020