*i go to the school library and walk up to the dictionary of the entire english language that they have sitting out in the open.
i browse the pages until i see that word, the word that fills me with so much hatred and anger, "pun." i don't hesitate to whip out the black sharpie that i brought with me just for this occasion. furiously, i scribble out that awful, disgusting word and replace it with my own word. a much better word. "pow."*
~LATER~
*i hear the teacher call my name. when i look up, she tells me that i've been summoned to the principals office. i stand up and ask, "do i need to bring my backpack?" to which she responds that i don't. i walk out the door, flipping through the files in my brain, trying to figure out why i was being called to the principal's office. i had done nothing wrong! by the time i made my way to the principal's office i still had not figured it out.
carefully, i knocked on the door and was told to come in. so i opened the door and entered the office. the principal looks at me, "take a seat." i sit down. "do you know why you're here?" i shake my head. he sighs, " it seems you have replaced the word 'pun' in our english dictionary with 'pow.' do you have any explanation for this?" what? i thought everybody knew! i proceed to explain exactly why pow was better than pun. the principal looks at me, seemingly startled. he laughs and agrees that pow is a much better word. then he called the president of the united states to replace pun with pow.*
i browse the pages until i see that word, the word that fills me with so much hatred and anger, "pun." i don't hesitate to whip out the black sharpie that i brought with me just for this occasion. furiously, i scribble out that awful, disgusting word and replace it with my own word. a much better word. "pow."*
~LATER~
*i hear the teacher call my name. when i look up, she tells me that i've been summoned to the principals office. i stand up and ask, "do i need to bring my backpack?" to which she responds that i don't. i walk out the door, flipping through the files in my brain, trying to figure out why i was being called to the principal's office. i had done nothing wrong! by the time i made my way to the principal's office i still had not figured it out.
carefully, i knocked on the door and was told to come in. so i opened the door and entered the office. the principal looks at me, "take a seat." i sit down. "do you know why you're here?" i shake my head. he sighs, " it seems you have replaced the word 'pun' in our english dictionary with 'pow.' do you have any explanation for this?" what? i thought everybody knew! i proceed to explain exactly why pow was better than pun. the principal looks at me, seemingly startled. he laughs and agrees that pow is a much better word. then he called the president of the united states to replace pun with pow.*
by powenthusiast September 5, 2021
Get the powmug. A reference to the intro of K-Pop song Kick It by NCT 127. When the number 127, 1:27, 01:27, and other variations are spotted, nctzens flood the comments by spamming the intro of the song
A: why are you waking me up? it's 1:27 am.
B: 127?! PUKU PUKU POW POW, PUKU PUKU POW POW LEMME INTRODUCE U TO SUM NEW THAAAAANGS
B: 127?! PUKU PUKU POW POW, PUKU PUKU POW POW LEMME INTRODUCE U TO SUM NEW THAAAAANGS
by maga :3 January 2, 2024
Get the puku puku pow powmug. by Shudno betta November 14, 2018
Get the Powmug. A man I think the world of, Budroe, will always remember holding his son during storms. Picture how cute it is to hear “boom boom pow pow” from your best buddy.
by BB29576 October 10, 2022
Get the Boom Boom Pow Powmug. by FaraMarzK September 16, 2020
Get the powmug. Two sexy boys won’t play fortnite with me, so I did a pow chow swingin! That ain’t coming out anytime soon :/
by picklypicklyhehehe December 14, 2021
Get the pow chow swinginmug.