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packing the penis

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.
dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee
by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006
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Karl Pilkington

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.
'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais
by see see July 5, 2004
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Pecking

The act of using your nose instead of mouth/tongue to perform cunnilingus.
She liked my nose and asked me to start Pecking her.
by Tyrion Pyrion June 25, 2013
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Pifkin

A poopy ass hair on or around the anus.
I was doing this girl doggy style and she had a bunch of pifkins.
by Jesse Canton September 19, 2008
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Apple Picking

A crime currently gaining traction in urban areas in which someone steals an iPhone out of the user's hand and or pocket. The attacks sometimes involve force, though most of the time they are grab and runs. People who have been Apple picked often describe it as a horrifying if not demeaning experience in which they were psychically and or psychologically threatened.
Gangster 1: "Yo, I'm 'bout to go Apple picking man Imma sell that shit on ebaae"
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"

2 Hours later:

Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"

This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!

Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!
by therewerenousernames October 21, 2013
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packin

To posess, usually drugs or guns
"Yo that nigga aint nuttin to fuck wid man he be packin 44's"
by slim kenzy November 12, 2006
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Picking up what you're laying down

to dig or dig it
to understand/appreciate
a way to acknowledge that you follow what you're being told
a: once you turn left off of wisconsin avenue, the road splits, you want to take the hard right...
b: i'm picking up what you're laying down
by WWHS March 30, 2004
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