Pennsylvania pothole

When you or a lover insert gravel into the anus then ram it hard with a large black rubber dildo at speed

While sweeping gravel off the driveway we decided to recycle said gravel by enjoying a Pennsylvania pothole.

by Penn hard March 8, 2021

Pennsylvania

A land full of dairy farms and decrepit industrial towns. It's either one or the other, no in between.

Riley: Guess which state I live in.
Jim: ok.
Riley: The smog is so thick sometimes I can't go outside to play.
Jim: Obviously Pennsylvania.

by Lucky Lori February 5, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023

pennsylvania mountaintipper

When a male and female are in bed when he is about to finish he puts the nipple of the girl into his penis and she then lactates in it. Then finishing in her mouth.

I was in bed with my girl and we did the pennsylvania mountaintipper.

by givingd May 7, 2024

Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug

Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”

by CreakinCopper May 8, 2024

Pennsylvania Mile

An Inch that might as have been a mile; alternatively, an inch that became a mile.

The shooter missed his mark by a Pennsylvania Mile.
The candidate won by a Pennsylvania Mile.

by Daniel Aaron Young Neuberger July 14, 2024

Pennsylvania Chimney

When someone makes something up and people talk as if it was a thing all along

He pulled a Pennsylvania chimney and the whole forum believed him.

by GoWithIt May 26, 2025