El Pedo

Anybody who name is Mark, drives a Blue car is known as an El Pedo. Sometimes they can be seen driving around with an ice-cream truck trying to attract little girls/boys in the truck.

What goes on in the truck?
Nobody knows, these children has gone missing after.....
Typically their mortal enemy is a girl with an A at the start of their name.

El PEDO!

by Innocentboy2001 May 06, 2023

Alphabet Pedo

A bisexual woman who refers to women as “Girls”

Jenny said: I’m going out with the girls

Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo

by Oksy Moron January 07, 2022

e-pedos

A sexual predator using the internet to catch underage kids

Hey George, i've heard you've been talking to Richard, i think he's a e-pedos

by bigdicknigga12 April 24, 2019

pedo-fied

to turn someone pedophillic

He was pedo-fied by weird shows

by March 27, 2023

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT November 02, 2015

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w May 05, 2018

pedos of marvel

every person out there called molly who watches marvel

"You need to watch every single marvel movie, cast interview and stalk everyone in the cast to be a marvel fan!!!"

"Omg molly youre one of the pedos of marvel!"

by AmazingWordsTodayKids January 27, 2022