Otherwise know as Onision. A shitty thin-skinned pedophile that preys on his fans. Somehow has children.
Person 1: "Do you know who Onision is?"
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."
by DrowsyInsomnia November 23, 2019
Get the onion cuck mug.Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020
Get the Onion-take mug.When you lose your shit over a trivial incident like ordering a cheeseburger with no onions, then you receive onions on the burger.
After that lady bumped into her cart at the grocery store, she went all cheeseburger no onion on her.
by Sir Pedro May 20, 2017
Get the Cheeseburger no onion mug.Common slang used by middle eastern men...it actually has a literal translation rather than a metaphorical one which may be imagined by non-middle eastern folks.
Refers to the massive eating frenzy's which take place amongst family and friends. Inclusive of Kabobs, Basmati Rice, & ofcourse Raw White Onions. Rice Dishes in the middle eastern culture which are accompanied by lamb, beef, chicken, and are always represented with a side of cut raw onions. Raw onions are served table side at most middle eastern restaurants alongside Lavash Bread as an appetizer.
Refers to the massive eating frenzy's which take place amongst family and friends. Inclusive of Kabobs, Basmati Rice, & ofcourse Raw White Onions. Rice Dishes in the middle eastern culture which are accompanied by lamb, beef, chicken, and are always represented with a side of cut raw onions. Raw onions are served table side at most middle eastern restaurants alongside Lavash Bread as an appetizer.
by Sherwyn February 19, 2012
Get the Pound the Onion mug.A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"
by cobpotato January 11, 2020
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Get the dry onion mug.An exclamation created and popularised in North West England. Can be used to express shock, fear, or delight (depending on the tone it is exclaimed).
1) John: ‘James, she’s definitely into you pal!’
James: ‘Jimmy Onions, I knew it!’
2) ‘Jimmy fucking Onions, that was one scary ride!’
James: ‘Jimmy Onions, I knew it!’
2) ‘Jimmy fucking Onions, that was one scary ride!’
by Bo’ Selecta Fan June 3, 2019
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