Valve Time

The expanded time Valve uses when talking about anything that will involve them working. Like a new york minute, but in reverse. See Valve week and Valve month.

The conversion factor is approximately 2-6 times whatever the stated interval is.

Loose example of Valve Time from the Steam August 26 update news:

"Fans will remember that Blue Shift included a "High Definition Pack," a set of visually enhanced player and weapon models. We've had to iron out some technical wrinkles with how we deliver the HD Pack, but it will be made available through Steam within the next week or so."

As of November 20, 2005, this content still hasn't been released.

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

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give the time

TO have sex, it is in The Catcher in the Rye

what do u do every night
I give the time every night

by Alex klfjd;kf jls;dfkjaslkf February 10, 2008

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Waste of Time

looking up "waste of time" on UD

I am wasting my time right now.

by you want to know who wrote this that badly? July 5, 2005

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v-time

stands for "vag time"(sex)

Mike: Hey i gotta go bro.
Jamie: Why man?
Mike: It's v-time man.
Billy: Daaammnnn I gotta get me some of that.

by c0ck r0cka November 6, 2007

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Time Vampire

A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.

OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.

by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018

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