needle nap

When a person overdoses on heroin and falls unconscious

Guy: Hey what's up with Steve?
Other Guy: Oh Sleepy Steve, he's just taking a needle nap

by Dagnabbi5 April 25, 2021

mr. needle

AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.

Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.

by imakanyemess February 8, 2016

Needle-camel

Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.

Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved

All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!

by Ferryhouse May 7, 2022

Needle-pronouns

The pronouns you make up while you're slamming dope and still have the needle in your arm.

Almost the same as pretend pronouns but with even more rules.

I was so lit last night I kept making up new needle-pronouns all night I think I'm finally really to join the alphabet soup mophia!!

by Woke weasl August 4, 2022

Needle in a Haystack

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding

Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

needle pricking

When a man with an abnormally thin dick repeatedly thrusts in his lover even after the orgasm

I will needle Prick you all night
Needle Pricking is my hobby

by IWillKillYourDog January 28, 2018

needle hole

A very small vagina hole

Her tight needle hole almost pinched my cock in two.

by Dixxie Hippie October 1, 2017