messy pete

Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.

Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.

by Messy Pete April 12, 2022

Pete Rosed

Getting kicked out of or banned from any establishment, event, country, or anywhere in general that one can be banned from.

Donald Trump got Pete Rosed from social media.

by Billy Goddamn Willis April 7, 2021

Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Uncle Pete

A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.

Can you pause the movie for a few minutes? I gotta go take an Uncle Pete.

by Doo Brown March 13, 2007

hello pete

When a person Farts real loud he then blames a person named Pete to cause confusion so he does not get the blame.

Wes leaned back and let out a explosive wet half shit and half gas fart then He yells " Hello Pete". Alfred is confused and looks around for pete and forgets about the smell and the sound

by Here everything is Better August 31, 2006

Geezy Pete

An expression used to show disbelief or disgust.

Geezy Pete it sure is hot out here!

by aedwards225 April 3, 2008

no meat pete

I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom

Yo did you here how mad no meat Pete got when becca told him his peter was small?

by Big_time_geezer69 December 23, 2016