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<.7.9.7.6.> Suck a Dick TO A mission Breifing<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Suck a Dick TO A mission Breifing<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.

Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”

by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.

Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.

by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022

Fuckshit Mission

It's a mission to acquire drugs.

Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.

Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"

Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "

Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"

by Lux1999 March 16, 2022

the impossible missions force

a force of elite warriors that are unknown by anyone accross the globe that take on the toughest missions that are called impossible, but the IMF proves them possible

sgt. sandman of the impossible missions force went on a mission to atlantis to destroy the enemy

by phiosopher January 18, 2012

3 man mission

What can be better than a 2 man, bkro?
A THREE MAN MISSION

WHERE 3 DUDES MEET UP WITH 3 GIRLS TO CLAIM SUMN CHEEKS
But one dude just might have to take one for the team, so… yeah. That…
And if y’all meet on tinder, make sure they’re actual girls and not dudes..
Cus then you’d be wanting to kiss a dude🤨🤨‼️‼️

Dude 1: Yo guys, I’ve just secured a 3 man mission!

It’s time to claim sumn coochie bro!!
Due 2: type shiii

Dude 3: y’all ngas better not sell me bkro Istg!…
Dude 1 and dude 2: stfu nga…
*the 3 dudes meet up with the 3 girls and the 3 girls happen to all be dudes*
Dude 1, 2 and 3: WHAT THE FUCK🤨‼️

by JoshuaYaBoi June 28, 2024

Front Mission 1st

YOOOOOOO! WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM!? THEY MADE A REMAKE FOR PS4/5!?

Hym "LET'S GOOOOOOO! FRONT MISSION 1ST! IT'S FINALLY HERE! A FRONT MISSION GAME FOR THE NEXT GEN! THE NEED TO REMAKE ALL OF THEM! THEY NEED TO COME OUT WITH A NEW ONE! OH MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! For years, to play a front mission game, you have needed to either buy a ps2 and find a copy of the game somewhere or download an emulate... But now... After years... They finally added a remake of Front mission 1st! This was necessary. This IS necessary. More of this needs to happen. We need a remake of 4. And then they need to come out with 5. Somebody needs to buy the rights to this game and make it happen."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2024