Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011
Get the Piss on the Clockmug. A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.
by Myahsaurus Rex July 13, 2017
Get the father clockmug. by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
Get the Analog clockmug. "Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009
Get the Beer Clockmug. The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass
Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
by Not Akai September 1, 2017
Get the Clock Godmug. A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.
Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)
by Pools Rule October 19, 2015
Get the penisological clockmug. Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.
Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.
Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
by Woke Up April 25, 2010
Get the Alarm Clockingmug.