Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.

Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!

by Femboy Forklifter August 27, 2023

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

Tender dick

Overly mad/sad ‘bout a bitch.

This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.

by bihyousick November 22, 2023

Tenderize the Mids

The processes of repeatedly punching someone in the abdominal and/or flank regions of the torso.

With Apollo's gloves up, protecting his face, Balboa instead proceeded to tenderize the mids.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days

"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"

by hugh mungus 69696969 May 30, 2018

chicken tenders

the most bestsest food in kentucky. not only is it good its crunchy.

hey dude i got some chicken tenders from kfc
Bro yeah trhow one in my mouth
*takes Bucket and shoves down throat*

by lil nub December 4, 2019

triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado

The legendary spell casted by the radical wizard gandolf gabe born in the endless fire of eon captured by the halu kept in the forge he escaped running down the forges halls he found the elusive chicken nugget and casted his first spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado never to beseen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking and his mom for his nightly bed time story and warm milk and cookies

oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado" (+5 damage)

by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018