A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.
“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “
by Boatstein September 30, 2021
Get the Oklahoma Oil Spillmug. When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.
by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022
Get the Oklahoma Hair Dryermug. A college in Shitwater Oklahoma. This excuse for a university is home to people who didn’t get into OU and thought it’d be fun to act country for four years and also those who got in for free because their ACT score started with a 2. Everyone here is always heavily intoxicated to numb the pain of getting shat on by OU all the time, maybe that’s why they have no dignity and never openly admit they go to OSU.
Alex: Fuck I just got a 68 on my English final!
Mark: Well shit atleast that’s better than Oklahoma state university’s graduation rate.
Mark: Well shit atleast that’s better than Oklahoma state university’s graduation rate.
by Icetrain47 January 26, 2021
Get the Oklahoma state universitymug. Im a "bleed orange" fan of Oklahoma State University ... unlike the "gooners", we don't jump a bandwagon!
by OklahomaAmazon81 October 5, 2019
Get the Oklahoma State Universitymug. An Oklahoma female's vagina is too loose, requiring 2 nails in the top of the vagina in order to acheive a satisfying sex experience. When the nails are taken out, the holes resemble a snake bite.
My mom just dropped her 11teenth youngin, so me and my dad had to give her an ole fashion oklahoma snake bite so we could keep fucking her (at the same time).
by sober_noob August 22, 2009
Get the Oklahoma Snake Bitemug. "dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"
"what do you mean???"
"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"
"what do you mean???"
"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"
by Todd January 30, 2005
Get the oklahoma running faucetmug. by Black008 September 3, 2013
Get the Oklahoma wash rackmug.