obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Obsessed

When someone thinks about something 24/7, some may give the little fella a good beating to this certain thing.

Example 1- “Fuck bro Duke Lee is OBSESSED in Richmond”

2- “hey look man duke Lee has made Another post about the tigers, he sure is obsessed”

3- Person 1“Oi buddy see that weird cunt over there dressing his dog up as a tiger?”
Person 2 “oh that’s duke, his my neighbour, I hear him praying every night that the eagles become better than Richmond”
Person 1 “his pretty fucken obsessed isn’t he”

by Doaskid July 31, 2018

Obsessed

nah i’ll go onto my new acc, make a gif, get it verified n comment it on all ur posts

"I am so obsessed i will make an alt get it verified and post clown gifs on your instagram"

by Daniel122863 December 5, 2024

obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.

toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

by fetishgio August 24, 2020

Sunghoon obsession

An obsession with enhypen’s sunghoon by manically collecting his photo cards and offering to climb Hybe building to catch a glimpse of him, even going as far as selling their grandmothers ashes.

Person 1: hey what are those in your hand?
Sunghoon obsessed person : my sunghoon photcards, DUH!
Person 2: you bought all that? How much does it cost.
Sunghoon obsessed person : my live savings, around 25,000 but it’s fine since I can always sell my grandmothers ashes.
Person 1&2: she definitely has sunghoon obsession

by JennieRubyJane August 2, 2023

obsession

someone who is sickly addicted to thinking about you and what you are doing, and making everything you do about them.
they never get enough of the thought of you in their head, it’s never ending.
they’re obsessed.

joan has a complete obsession with gresa did you know?

by ahahhaahdidilie April 4, 2020