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sneaky dave

a) When one is performing sex from behind, they quickly pull out from the vagina and put it in the anus without her having prior knowledge.

b) To grab one's tit when they are unconscious, asleep, or passed out.

c) A person who is extremely skilled at the art of sneaking.
a) "Dude, my penis smells like shit because last night i pulled a sneaky dave on her."

b) " Once that drunk chick passed out my hands went all sneaky dave on those titties."

c) " In order for me to get out of the house without anyone knowing, i had to go sneaky dave out the window."
by luckyisevil March 18, 2010
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Leaky Dave

When your pass-out-drunk friend decides it's too far to the bathroom and chooses to urinate on the coffee table instead.
Guy 1: Dude, you pulled a Leaky Dave last night and pissed on my table!

Guy 2: Sorry, I don't remember that happening.
by At Poly March 2, 2011
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Dave Land

Dave land is a very special place Daves go to occasionally. Whenever someone named Dave is being especially weird, he is in Dave Land. No one else can go there, even Davids have their own special brand of weird. No one can follow a Dave into Dave Land except another Dave.
Dave: Fork! Hahaha! What, don't you guys get it?

Group: WHAT? Oh, he must be in Dave Land
by manikin November 27, 2009
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Tom and Dave

A term referring to the closest friends people can be. They are both very cool, and attractive, and frankly, Tom get's his nut. In girls, not with Dave. Tom is usually the butch, Dave is the bitch. But they are very good friends. Don't fuck with Tom. Furthermore, don't fuck with Dave, lest you get the wrath of the Tom. Tom and Dave say fuck A LOT.
Arn't Tom and Dave the coolest people you would ever want to meet, and are better then the team of RJ and Alex
by tucker1203 June 13, 2010
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Dave-phobia

The fear that somehow, somewhere, Dave is watching you
Jack has Dave-phobia
by skyoradox December 4, 2020
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dave chappelle

A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it
Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"
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dave grohl

Dave Grohl is the ideal musician and celebrity. Best known for his roles in rock bands Nirvana and Foo Fighters, he has contributed to many others. His voice, although it can successfully reach scream level and still turn me on, sounds best when it's soft. Musically gifted, Dave interprets and writes music very well - certainly not as generic as he has been called (if only people would listen harder!). Most of his covers (such as the Foo Fighters cover of Prince's 'Darling Nikki') are more interesting than the originals.

Grohl is grounded but charismatic with a great sense of humour, still enjoying alcohol and yelling 'fuck'. He has experience in the music world but hasn't let the drugs and fame drive him to insanity like his talented friend and colleague Kurt Cobain. Dave is seen as a mentor by bandmates for these reasons. He also has a new daughter with wife Jordan (she's very pretty, and the envy of countless female Grohl fans - including me).
I saw Dave Grohl play in a Foo Fighters concert a while back and although the music was awesome, he got the most cheers after insisting that he wanted to "make out with each and every one of you mother-fuckers." If anyone else had said that to me I'd probably smack them, but this time I was ready to run down and be first in line.. and second in line... and third...
by hAsdfdffnf or hannah October 20, 2007
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