Old Prison Door

Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.

Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?

Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.

Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.

by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012

Old man short dick disease

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

old girlfriend

You hate her, but you still kind of love her.

Mixed feelings about an old girlfriend

by GSDboy January 15, 2013

Old tin can

Irish slang for a vagina, used with innuendos when trying to hide what you're talking about.

Mickey: So me ol' mate, what were y'up too last night?
Tom: Ah y'know, just gettin' in at me wife's old tin can is all, if ye catch me drift.

by JimmyMcCormick July 27, 2013

old catcher's mitt

worn out vagina

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

Old Roy

An elderly sexual deviant or pervert

Check out Old Roy over there lurking in the corner and eyeball raping that chick

by Boxed Clowns May 24, 2016

Old School Swagger

Person from an earlier era, but still kickin’ it with a demeanor of confidence, coolness and togetherness, and looked upon with high regard or respect.

That FOG is a legend, just like the Dos Equis guy, he has that Old School Swagger.

by FOG-VIP.CLUB August 21, 2016