Oklahoma Tootsie Roll

Whilst Square Dancing in Tulsa and making passionate butt sex with a Bison, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his Bisons mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.

Dude, I gave this Bison a Oklahoma Tootsie Roll last night, it was deeply indifferent.

by My Cat Pissed On My Books! February 20, 2017

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.

Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.

by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022

Oklahoma state university

A college in Shitwater Oklahoma. This excuse for a university is home to people who didn’t get into OU and thought it’d be fun to act country for four years and also those who got in for free because their ACT score started with a 2. Everyone here is always heavily intoxicated to numb the pain of getting shat on by OU all the time, maybe that’s why they have no dignity and never openly admit they go to OSU.

Alex: Fuck I just got a 68 on my English final!
Mark: Well shit atleast that’s better than Oklahoma state university’s graduation rate.

by Icetrain47 January 26, 2021

Oklahoma State University

THE University in the State of Oklahoma that doesn't have a bandwagon for its fans.

Im a "bleed orange" fan of Oklahoma State University ... unlike the "gooners", we don't jump a bandwagon!

by OklahomaAmazon81 October 5, 2019

Oklahoma Snake Bite

An Oklahoma female's vagina is too loose, requiring 2 nails in the top of the vagina in order to acheive a satisfying sex experience. When the nails are taken out, the holes resemble a snake bite.

My mom just dropped her 11teenth youngin, so me and my dad had to give her an ole fashion oklahoma snake bite so we could keep fucking her (at the same time).

by sober_noob August 22, 2009

oklahoma running faucet

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.

"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"

by Todd January 30, 2005

Oklahoma wash rack

Oklahoma wash rack is when you wipe your ass on a hotel bedroom curtains.

That damn hotel was so terrible we left them an Oklahoma wash rack.

by Black008 September 3, 2013