Nuclear Trumpicane

A nuclear shitstorm that is caused by Donald Trump, because he's a fuck-up, and he will probably bring about the end of American civilization as we know it.

Average Joe: I think I'll vote for Trump, since Hillary is pretty shit.

Other Average Joe: Dude, don't do it. If he gets elected, that shit will cause a 'Nuclear Trumpicane'.

by Stubbs Cat Mayor June 19, 2016

Nuclea

The word nuclear as pronounced by someone with a New England accent, such as John Kerry.

Kerry: "I have an idear regading nuclea enegy"

New England Democrate: I would never vote for Bush because he can't pronounce the word "nuclea". I don't like southerners because when they talk it sounds funny. Southern people are so wicked stupid, I can't frik'in believe it.

by WGN May 14, 2006

Nuclear Explosion Orange

This is what happened to me. I bleached my hair, dyed it red, washed it, watched it turn pink, dyed it red again a few months later, washed my hair, watched it go Nuclear Explosion Orange.

Justin looks like he stuck his head in a nuclear reactor to get that Nuclear Explosion Orange hair!

by Tonbogiri September 16, 2006

Doctor Hymen Nucleus

Doctor Hymen Nucleus is the alter ego of people joshed out of their fucking mind on Jager bombs. Usually defined by a penchant for loud blazers, bowling shoes, sparkly bandanas and furry hats. The good doctor tends to fuck filipinos and dance semi nude for homosexuals.

"Wow, T.J. has transformed into Doctor Hymen Nucleus!"

by Dr. Hymen Nucleus February 20, 2009

Nuclear Waffles

Usually means someone who can't get it up, therefore the girl he was planning on screwing walks out. then he gets bugged at work, because the bitch told everyone. That qualifies all his friends as "Nuclear Waffles".

That chick went all Nuclear Waffles me...that bitch!

by purplecheeseballs November 7, 2010

Nuclear Payback

Those that support nuclear power because nuclear power somehow supports them; no matter what the health implications or other "costs" are for others.

The investigation found that all the local Officials that supported the flawed reactor plan were "on the take" because they were receiving some form of illegal Nuclear Payback when they made their decisions; a relationship that they should have made public!

by CaptD April 28, 2012

nuclear throne

A name for the toilet after a particularly bad shit.

"You could have warned me about the nuclear throne, man"

by breadz October 7, 2015