Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Cal

sexiest man alive, massive horse dong and is a lady’s man

Girl: hey what’s your name
Cal: Cal
Girl: woah i wanna have babies with you

by FatherCal June 24, 2020

Cal

Cals are quiet, loyal, accepting friends that the entire world love. They are always respected and come across as shy at first but are incredibly fun when you get to know them. Cals are often modest and naturally intelligent. They care little about how strangers view them though care a lot about what their friends and family think about them. Cals often act tough and dignified but are sweet and insecure at heart. Sometimes Cals can offend others by being pessimistic though they're never mean.

Cal is so ;)

by saucysaucesaucer November 25, 2021

Mefa Cal

An alias of the Wu-Tang clan member: Method Man.

"Mefa Cal, puttin' niggas back in ICU.

by Inspecta Deck July 19, 2009

Cal priest

A filthy fucking nonce who is as Inbread as adalia rose and a forehead as big as Mandingos dick

That cal priest is fucking shit at fortnite

by Dildoinyourdadsdraw July 18, 2018

Cal

Cal is one of those guys that you never pay attention to but once you get to know him, he is more of an outgoing person than you expected. Of course, who ever has this name watched Love, Simon before. A mysterious person who avoids strangers and conversations with them as much as possible. A Ravenclaw trying to be Slytherin is the best description.

I'm glad my friend is Cal.

by Moonsetter January 19, 2020

Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.

Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.

by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016