Sexual Cannibalism

The consumption of sexual organs

Friend 1: I totally ate her out last night
Friend 2: Cool bro
Friend 1: I cooked it to perfection

Friend 2: …
Friend 1: What? It’s just Sexual Cannibalism

Friend 2: *Calling Police*

by Darth Tellectus April 20, 2020

No Socks No Sexuality

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

Hakuna Sexuality

Someone who's straight and won't be gay in the future whatever what happen.

Vera: Are you still attracted to girls?
Elk: yes I'm HakunaSexual!!
Vera: What's that?
Elk: Hakuna Sexuality means that you are straight and nothing can change that!
Vera: Hakuna matata :)

by LKXX May 14, 2021

Sexual Sociopath

A person who lacks a sence of moral resposibilty or conscience when it comes to sexual encounters.

person 1- "seriously that's what he did?"
person 2- "honestly yes that's exactly what happened, what a sexual sociopath!"

by Sinclair St. Jean December 20, 2008

Sexual predator

Sexual Predator (n.) Anybody who obtains sexual contact via less-than-honest means or a person that enjoys "hunting down" their prey. Many sexual predators attack only a particular type of victim usually based on height, ethnicity or age. Sexual predators are usually friendly, self-assured individuals who target their victims carefully, rather than choosing at random.

Female Sexual predator: Look at that young, short latino over there. I’m going to take that down.
Friend: Dude, he is like 10 years younger than you.
Female Sexual predator: Happy birthday to me.

by The White Mandingo October 6, 2009

Homie-sexual

A man who acts gay with his homies but is otherwise heterosexual

Tom is homie-sexual for Ben, but no one else.

by emmmeoow November 12, 2013

Sexual Proclivities

What turns on one.

He had many sexual proclivities that she was unaware of.
She left him.

by Signer August 13, 2011