Sparker's Choice

The decision you have to make when you have one good punch, but there are two available targets
I heard Bones ran into some trouble with a couple of fellas down the boozer last night. Ended up taking the bigger one out on a sparker's choice
by jesselujack27 March 2, 2016
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Choice

by RexIsYellow October 17, 2021
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3rd Choice

No! There IS Ben! There IS a 3rd choice!
Hym "The 3rd choice is that you're a full of shit Jewish incest freak and your incest cult dictates what constitutes 'evil' and what constitutes 'evil' to a Jewish incest cult is anything that is not a Jewish incest cult."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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pro-choice

A hypocritical left wing ideology that based upon the principle of "my body, my choice." Seems as well until you realize it only applies to abortion rights. The same hypocrites who cry for control of their bodies, do a complete 180 when they see someone who is not vaccinated or wearing a mask.
Pro-choice person: Why aren't you wearing your mask?

Principled Libertarian: Because Its MY body and My Choice, buddy!
by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023
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CHOICE THE TAURUS.

He's a super star, I love marsean, im his biggest fan i want his big fat meaty dick in my asshole all the time. i wish he would nut all over me please. i pray every night for it. i listen to all his music. i LOVE quailman, i wish he would put his quail on me. show me what a MAN he is.

- Jennifer Casellini
MAN 1- omg is that CHOICE THE TAURUS.
MAN 2- YES IT IS, FUCK ME PLEASE
MAN 1- NO ME
by CHOICE'S NUMBER 1 FAN June 11, 2022
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Axiom of Choice

A mathematical (and philosophical) theory. Introduced in the early 20th century, it states that if you have a bunch of stuff, you can pick one thing from that stuff, and if you have many different groups of things, you can select one from each group.

This was controversial at the time.

Math is weird.
I have a two bowls of Cap'n Crunch. It took mathematicians until 1904 to figure out that I can take a Crunchberry from each. This is the Axiom of Choice.
by Carter? April 8, 2012
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Choice

Choice is the kind of person you will never meet again. Their smile can melt your heart and their laugh is usually contagious. They are the best sort of lovers, they are loyal and faithful to the core, when they love you, they have eyes for just you and no one else. They are loyal friends, they stick up for you and fight for you when no one else will. If you have ever come across a Choice, you will know that they're beautiful and special. If you have a Choice in your life, then by all means try not to lose them, they're not easily replaceable.
Choice is so amazing
by A. C. O March 11, 2021
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