Nico

Pronunciation: /Nee-koh/
Origin: South Africa, possibly from the land of forgotten potjiekos recipes.

A guy who's deep into IT, can debug your server in minutes but will absolutely crash and burn if you ask him to make potjiekos.

Known to speak fluent code, but when it comes to cooking, his potjie tastes like Windows XP — outdated, a bit buggy, and nobody really wants it.

Often found in front of a screen, claiming "die vleis sal gaar wees netnou", while the potjie is basically still raw.

"Don’t let Nico near the potjie again, bra. Last time it came out tasting like software updates — unfinished and full of bugs."

by FankieFonkProp May 30, 2025

Nico

A very cool and not horny person who gets a shit ton of bitches

"Damn, you hooked up last night? You really pulled a Nico"

by Bigbootydestroyer January 09, 2022

Nico

Nico is a emotional lesbian, he never knows where anything is, he blames everyone when he loses something.

Don't be like Nico

Nico: Where are my keys, I brought them inside last night.
Keys: *locked inside of car*
Nico: Someone must have moved them, I know I had them.

by noobmastvr69 September 19, 2019

Nico

Einfach Gnat

Nico ist so ein Gnat

by Hhuuujj November 21, 2021

nico

HOTTEST GIRL OUT THERE holy crap!!
nico is the nicest person ever she hits like bus when i jump in the road

nico is hot
nico got a lot of toxic exs jesus christ
nicos bsf jade is so hot

by nicopico#0009 April 07, 2021

Nico

Nico! He is the best guy I‘ve ever seen in my life! He is so damnnnn hot and so smart and funny. He knows how to have fun and he is the guy that everyone search. I love nico so much. When you see nico smile your heart will burn because his smile is so wonderful. He makes your life better and he gives you all you need I love nico so damn much❤️

Omg did you saw this guy over there? I think it’s nico look at his smile omgggggg

by nicoundmiafürimmer February 06, 2022

nico

a lil piss baby

Petra: ur a piss baby
Nico: *russian music plays*

by petraleeann234 October 25, 2020