NASCAR

A way better way to die in a car crash

Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in

by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019

NASCAR

It's called a stock car, dammit.

Dude 1: What's a "NASCAR"
Dude 2: *slaps* IT'S A STOCK CAR GOD DAMN IT BILLY

by bowl24 March 15, 2021

NASCAR

F1's stupid youngest brother, fuck the france family, fuck segmented racing, fuck pocono for ruining the HighPoint.

Person: Oh boy, NASCAR's HighPoint 400 is very fun
972 cautions later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.

My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother

by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024

NASCAR Twitter

A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.

I just got ratio'd for my opinion. Not surprised, considering this is NASCAR Twitter.

by colecusterfan41 May 12, 2022

NASCAR Soda

Cheap beer commonly consumed in large quantities at NASCAR events.

Beer used in drinking games; beer pong, rage cage, etc...

"Wow, this tastes like shit, must be that NASCAR Soda."

by Ceramic_Spent February 05, 2022

Nascar chalice

The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.

Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?

Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.

by Sluggles March 19, 2017