nascar

turning left in a chevrolet for 5 hours

nascar is boring my dood

by surrealix September 8, 2019

NASCAR

A way better way to die in a car crash

Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in

by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019

NASCAR

It's called a stock car, dammit.

Dude 1: What's a "NASCAR"
Dude 2: *slaps* IT'S A STOCK CAR GOD DAMN IT BILLY

by bowl24 March 15, 2021

NASCARing

The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.

Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"

by KnightDaylight May 23, 2021

NASCAR

NAS' car.

John: What's NASCAR?

Jim: I think he drives a 1988 Mercedes-Benz 190E

by Punshine January 5, 2020

Nascar

A sport where people turn left in circles

Person 1: "Did you see the Nascar race yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah Bro! They are so skilled when it comes to turning left!"

by yelover911 July 27, 2023

nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.

My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother

by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024